Oh Cool! I hate ariel. She is sitting across from me right now complaining about some retard jew kosher shit. Why don’t you just eat it, fucking being kosher. Only niggers are kosher. I’m so tired, nothing makes sense anymore. I bet ariel thinks I’m mad smart cause I’m typing on my computer. typing up my study on fat and aids. how diabeetus is commonly mistaken for aids or faggotry. holy shit ariel is so fucking fat. and she is so annoying. She talks as much as suzie but less interesting and no one fucking cares. ariel is like that dumb bitch in the suite that is really fat and talks a lot that no one likes, oh wait…thats actually whats going on. I am so tired and nothing makes sense anymore. ariel is just talking about how she can’t everything, but oh shit she’s still fat as shit. oh my god. oh my god. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, thank god she left. now I can go back to doing nothing in peace. She makes me so thankful to be skinny. i am suzie choi
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jesus’ blood
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Boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner
oh hi! whats up! I’m in this super gay cognitive jerk off class. Why? for my girlfriend suzie choi. because I like her a lot and wanted to keep her company and to be cute to walk to class together and to catch her vomit incase she throws up because she was feeling sick last night. I guess when you like someone you kinda do weird things, crazy things you normally wouldn’t do. Too bad suzie thinks I don’t like her and thinks that I do everything for the wrong reasons 🙁
I’m getting really tired, why did I wake up so early, this is so retard. This professor is pretty cool, I like him more than my other professors. Whoa i’m so hungry too. ok
lets talk about group dynamic in my social group. ok. so.
melissa is still a bitch. No surprise there. Why is she such a bitch. I don’t know. Everyone including the entire world just pretty much expects her to be a bitch. I think it’s her face. It’s snobby, and kinda looks like a sad bitch dog.
jimmy creepy.
felix is mad chill like motherfucking always. He reminds me of snoop dog for some reason. I really like hanging out with him, even with suzie around. I’m rooting for him to get a girlfriend and curious to see how he treats her. i want to wingman for him. I think it would be cool. I would be like “hey babe, you’re hot. if you like me, you’ll LOVE my friend Felix Nigger Caraballo.”he’s cool
dom is cool, i don’t know where he is ever or what he does.
Jordan, best summoner on my friends list and the person i trust most to duo queue ranked with. Although sometimes I feel for my fellow nigger that his girltoy doesn’t come visit him. He is stronger than Dom because Dom is a nigger and always goes upstairs to the girls suite to do gay things. If he just did what we all did and didn’t go upstairs, Jess would probably come down which would cascade other girls to come down. Ergo making our group stronger and everyone would be happier. You know, this whole separation of sexes is literally melissa’s fault. Naturally she’s a bitch but she somehow brainwashed the girls and all they do upstairs now is eat each other out and scissor their vagina’s off. Gay right???!?! I KNOW! holy fuck. why they expect us to go there all the time, we ain’t bitches, we should go on strike and show them that they need us. seriously, what the fuck do they do. I really really don’t know. They don’t have work to do, they don’t have hobbies really, they aren’t in any clubs, their boyfriends are downstairs, there is literally nothing to do except jerk each other off! deductive reasoning.
We boyfriends do too much for our fellow girlfriends. They don’t understand how much we sacrifice and all we want is company. Just for you to be there for us. You don’t even have to do anything, we just want your company. because Oh Shit! We’re in a relationship! But i’m really glad I have suzie, I give her a lot, and she gives back even more. I don’t deserve her 🙁
Holy shit, what have I gotten myself into, this class is so fucking gay. It’s so long and my laptop is running out of power. holy rape.
oh and I also like talking to aaron. He has a lot to say and I love listening too it. Man, I can’t believe I’m so manly!
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My Wishlist
AMD Phenom II Processor
Catherine
Nice Guy TShirt
People and Things – Jacks Mannequin
AE CardiganExpress Cardiganlike wtf, I want every single cardigan in the world. but i was too lazy to link all of them.
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Must Find Balance, More Bro Time
Suzie: pandyywhen was the last time you played lol ?and i’m not asking you because of anythingbut i feel bad because i feel like you’ve been spending so much time with meand i feel like you haven’t played for a while
so i think you should play <img alt="<3" createtime="1313026425598" framecount="7" height="12" iconset="classic" pattern="and chill with your buddiesssboyyyshometoyyswhaaatme: oh my gosh suziei <img alt="<3" createtime="1313026486724" framecount="58" height="12" iconset="classic" pattern=" you so muchthat is so considerate of youand it is kinda true that I haven’t played that much since we started going outSuzie: oh nos*wellsince we’re going to hang out tomorrowlike all dayyou can spend tonight playing LoL <img alt="<3" createtime="1313026536820" framecount="58" height="12" iconset="classic" pattern="just make sure you go to sleep earlyish so you can wake up early for tomorrow ^-^ <<img alt="<3" createtime="1313026561056" framecount="58" height="12" iconset="classic" pattern="but yeah – i thought so ! i was like, wow, i’m so lucky that he vidchats with me all the time ^-^and then i was like ….wait a minute …..lolsooogo play toniiight okayyy ?unless your friends aren’t playingand yo uhave no one to play withthemthenyou can hangout with me <img alt="<3" createtime="1313026607858" framecount="58" height="12" iconset="classic" pattern="
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Oppa
When I was in the 4th grade, my whole class had to take a standardized math test from New York State. I think it was require for every kid in the 4th grade living in New York had to take it. I never studied for it, I never studied for tests, but i was innately prone to doing well with math. On the day of the test I remember being balls tired and didn’t really care about the test because the grade didn’t matter. It just showed if you were retarded or not. I remember just putting down answers hastily so I didn’t have to deal with it anyway. A few months later, I got the results of that test back. and Holy shit, I got a perfect score on it. I was almost sure they made a mistake cause I didn’t think I had it in me to accomplish such triumphant goals. I was recognized everywhere and my mom bragged about it a lot too. That was probably my biggest accomplishment in my life…until now. Suzie <3
i’m gay.
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Keep It Good
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6GQbHLmt8I&fs=1&source=uds&w=320&h=266]Do you ever wonder how many people have a crush on you but never tell you because they’re too scared? I think everyone knows a lot of people, some of them might think you are cute, but you will never know. Relationships these days require massive amounts of subtlety. As a wise man once told me, if you like a girl, you should never ever tell them straight up you like them, that will just creep them out and they will think you are a freak. (frank). Instead, you have to jump through retarded vain hoops to maybe hint that you want to be more than friends. And even then, they will probably think you are weird. But in all honesty, you should probably do it, because the payoff is greater than the risk.SoYesterday, I “think” I went on a date with a girl. She invited me to get Korean food with her, and I really wanted to watch Horrible Bosses (which is really good btw). So we did those things together, just the two of us. Sounds like a date right? anyway, there was a lot of time to kill, so she showed me all these cool places in New Jersey. She told me a lot about herself, stuff she liked, stuff she hated. I don’t think I was being myself, because I didn’t want to say the wrong thing and make her hate me, Although I think I was sarcastic a lot (typical me). Anyway, this is how I felt about the whole thing.Disclaimer: I am not gay.If I was a girl, and she was the guy, I probably would have put out like 20x over. Because all the places that she showed me, were at the perfect time, at the perfect place. We walked along this boardwalk along the Hudson River, there was just the right amount of people walking around, not too much not too little. We sat at a bench, Looking at the rows of skyscrapers as the sun went down and the buildings lit up. It was literally one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in my entire life, Other than the person sitting next to me (thug life, boss status). This seems like the perfect setup for me to make a move or do something right? No, I pussied out and talked about how cool making a blanket fort is. I did this because I felt like she was only trying to be a good host and show me a good time. I didn’t want to ruin the day by being a creep. Thinking back though, I should have done a lot of things better, I should have showed her the magic trick. I just want to say that the “Magic Trick” has a 100% success rate so with me (1/1).Thats it. It was a really cool day. Probably the highlight of my summer. I didn’t even curse that much around her. fuck. and I said “Oh jesus” a lot. She noticed it too and asked me why I said that so much. I told her It was my go-to response when I don’t know what to say. She then said “so if a girl ever told you she loved you, you would say…” and we both said “oh jesus!”I’m also listening to a lot of music. Actually I always listen to a lot of music. I’d like to pride myself on liking many genres of music. LMFAO is my jam tunes at the moment. that song “Yes” is my favorite. And Jacks Mannequin is coming out with their new album in October, Their single off the album “My Racing Thoughts” is pretty good. So yea, thats it. oh, and i’m getting a new macbook pro. I love my mommy.Bonus: I also mentioned league of legends and she was NOT like “whaaaaaaaaaat?”
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Alpha Kenny Body
It is 7:36 AM on a Wednesday. The sun just came up. Hmmmmm i kinda had a lot to blog about but I suddenly forgot all of it.
So this summer I really got into these guys that make a bunch of random videos on youtube. They are kinda like my role models right now, the type of person that I want to someday be. Oh, and they are all asian too.
Wong Fu Productions
Nigahiga
Kevjumba——–EDIT
I just ate nutella for the first time, and I don’t really like it. I don’t know what the big deal is.
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We are in the future
I just used a soap dispenser in my bathroom that squeezed out foam. Like what the fuck, thats some pretty space age technology right there. Crazy.
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Sleep when the sun comes up
I just spent like 3 hours making my desktop look cool. Worth it? Yes, I think so.
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work
dom adames
i am completely naked right nowthis is the funniest thing dom as ever said to me. It was just out of fucking no where. He just IMed me and said that. I couldn’t stop cheesing.
