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Do you ever wonder how many people have a crush on you but never tell you because they’re too scared? I think everyone knows a lot of people, some of them might think you are cute, but you will never know. Relationships these days require massive amounts of subtlety. As a wise man once told me, if you like a girl, you should never ever tell them straight up you like them, that will just creep them out and they will think you are a freak. (frank). Instead, you have to jump through retarded vain hoops to maybe hint that you want to be more than friends. And even then, they will probably think you are weird. But in all honesty, you should probably do it, because the payoff is greater than the risk.
So
Yesterday, I “think” I went on a date with a girl. She invited me to get Korean food with her, and I really wanted to watch Horrible Bosses (which is really good btw). So we did those things together, just the two of us. Sounds like a date right? anyway, there was a lot of time to kill, so she showed me all these cool places in New Jersey. She told me a lot about herself, stuff she liked, stuff she hated. I don’t think I was being myself, because I didn’t want to say the wrong thing and make her hate me, Although I think I was sarcastic a lot (typical me). Anyway, this is how I felt about the whole thing.
Disclaimer: I am not gay.
If I was a girl, and she was the guy, I probably would have put out like 20x over. Because all the places that she showed me, were at the perfect time, at the perfect place. We walked along this boardwalk along the Hudson River, there was just the right amount of people walking around, not too much not too little. We sat at a bench, Looking at the rows of skyscrapers as the sun went down and the buildings lit up. It was literally one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in my entire life, Other than the person sitting next to me (thug life, boss status). This seems like the perfect setup for me to make a move or do something right? No, I pussied out and talked about how cool making a blanket fort is. I did this because I felt like she was only trying to be a good host and show me a good time. I didn’t want to ruin the day by being a creep. Thinking back though, I should have done a lot of things better, I should have showed her the magic trick. I just want to say that the “Magic Trick” has a 100% success rate so with me (1/1).
Thats it. It was a really cool day. Probably the highlight of my summer. I didn’t even curse that much around her. fuck. and I said “Oh jesus” a lot. She noticed it too and asked me why I said that so much. I told her It was my go-to response when I don’t know what to say. She then said “so if a girl ever told you she loved you, you would say…” and we both said “oh jesus!”
I’m also listening to a lot of music. Actually I always listen to a lot of music. I’d like to pride myself on liking many genres of music. LMFAO is my jam tunes at the moment. that song “Yes” is my favorite. And Jacks Mannequin is coming out with their new album in October, Their single off the album “My Racing Thoughts” is pretty good. So yea, thats it. oh, and i’m getting a new macbook pro. I love my mommy.
Bonus: I also mentioned league of legends and she was NOT like “whaaaaaaaaaat?”