oh hi! whats up! I’m in this super gay cognitive jerk off class. Why? for my girlfriend suzie choi. because I like her a lot and wanted to keep her company and to be cute to walk to class together and to catch her vomit incase she throws up because she was feeling sick last night. I guess when you like someone you kinda do weird things, crazy things you normally wouldn’t do. Too bad suzie thinks I don’t like her and thinks that I do everything for the wrong reasons 🙁
I’m getting really tired, why did I wake up so early, this is so retard. This professor is pretty cool, I like him more than my other professors. Whoa i’m so hungry too. ok
lets talk about group dynamic in my social group. ok. so.
melissa is still a bitch. No surprise there. Why is she such a bitch. I don’t know. Everyone including the entire world just pretty much expects her to be a bitch. I think it’s her face. It’s snobby, and kinda looks like a sad bitch dog.
jimmy creepy.
felix is mad chill like motherfucking always. He reminds me of snoop dog for some reason. I really like hanging out with him, even with suzie around. I’m rooting for him to get a girlfriend and curious to see how he treats her. i want to wingman for him. I think it would be cool. I would be like “hey babe, you’re hot. if you like me, you’ll LOVE my friend Felix Nigger Caraballo.”he’s cool
dom is cool, i don’t know where he is ever or what he does.
Jordan, best summoner on my friends list and the person i trust most to duo queue ranked with. Although sometimes I feel for my fellow nigger that his girltoy doesn’t come visit him. He is stronger than Dom because Dom is a nigger and always goes upstairs to the girls suite to do gay things. If he just did what we all did and didn’t go upstairs, Jess would probably come down which would cascade other girls to come down. Ergo making our group stronger and everyone would be happier. You know, this whole separation of sexes is literally melissa’s fault. Naturally she’s a bitch but she somehow brainwashed the girls and all they do upstairs now is eat each other out and scissor their vagina’s off. Gay right???!?! I KNOW! holy fuck. why they expect us to go there all the time, we ain’t bitches, we should go on strike and show them that they need us. seriously, what the fuck do they do. I really really don’t know. They don’t have work to do, they don’t have hobbies really, they aren’t in any clubs, their boyfriends are downstairs, there is literally nothing to do except jerk each other off! deductive reasoning.
We boyfriends do too much for our fellow girlfriends. They don’t understand how much we sacrifice and all we want is company. Just for you to be there for us. You don’t even have to do anything, we just want your company. because Oh Shit! We’re in a relationship! But i’m really glad I have suzie, I give her a lot, and she gives back even more. I don’t deserve her 🙁
Holy shit, what have I gotten myself into, this class is so fucking gay. It’s so long and my laptop is running out of power. holy rape.
oh and I also like talking to aaron. He has a lot to say and I love listening too it. Man, I can’t believe I’m so manly!
