Bears, Beats, Battlestar Galatica

dear readers,

you asked for a blog and a blog you shall get.

so, how was my day? well, it was like any other day. I stole mr.coynes floppy disks and i plan to put it in jello and return it to him. that sounds familiar and you are absolutely right, it was a prank Jim pulled on Dwight in “The Office”. I think of mr.coyne as dwight because in reality they are the same people. Also, today in Public Speaking for some reason i couldn’t stop laughing. Why? i have no idea. Like mr.gale really really hates my fucking guts. I think it was the bear attacking thing. We all had to say something we were good at and i just couldn’t say “i know a lot about bear attacks. Fact: Bears climb faster then they can run.” Wow, really weird. On a side note, i believe dorothy (last name shall remain nameless) is a triple M threat. She is a Mature, Manipulative, Man. I mean, yea, it’s cool to be mature sometimes but this bitches slut thong is tighter then jenna jameson’s pussy in her first porno. I am venting my anger through means of writing. She can be nice to you when she needs something but after that you won’t ever see her again. it’s like a one night stand with clothes on. so to spite her, i have decided to run againest her as Senior Class President. I believe i will win because i love everyone and i won’t have sex with you to show it.

today’s visual we have a clip from the office where jim pretends to be dwight and vice versa.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-f3q6C-8OE&w=425&h=350]


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