These 2 guys go into a bar. they don’t know each other and they but the one guy is totally into the other guy. so he goes up to the guy and says “Hey, can i buy you a drink?” He says “Sure! let me have an apple tini, extra tini” So the two of them start talking and having an interesting conversation for a good hour or so. they talk about there cars, jobs, and where each other are from. The one guy enjoyed talking to the other guy so much that he asked him for his number so that he can continue the conversation later. The other guy says “oooo, i’m sorry. i’d love to give you my number but….it’s broken…because i put the phone in my asshole.” So the guy replies “oh, thats great. i love phone sex.” Turns out the guy was tim and dante.
I’m gay.
today we hung out with cornwall chicks. and honestly it was not what i thought it would be. lack of a better word, it was gay. i would not be suprised if they never want to hang out again. i mean, i know i wouldn’t. Fuck, i’m never planning shit ever again. I really thought it would be cooler. but everywhere i turned there was someone drinking or doing some kind of god damn drug. and you know, the cornwall girls aren’t into that kinda stuff. fuck. it’s 1:10AM. i’m going to bed.