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lately, i’ve been staying up really late. I’ve literally been going to sleep when the sun comes up. I don’t know why, but I always have trouble sleeping at night. and it’s horrible, because my mom gets so mad at me when I wake up at 2 in the afternoon. As if impulsive cursing while playing league of legends wasn’t enough. It’s like every night I try to go to sleep but I have these recurring episodes, with a theme evolving around loneliness. This never happened last summer where I had a job, parties, and a summer girl to chase after. But I am content with my world right now. It’s what I should have done all along, I got mixed up with the wrong crowd when I got to college. Anyway, literally every single person around me has a significant other, except felix whom I find very very cool now. Even my brother, who is just a bizarro me, has a girlfriend. Who always fucking comes over and I see her every day, nice girl though. So every night I would think about girls and stuff. Mostly Tracy lately. oh man, this is like typical romantic comedy story plot. So I liked her a lot, you might say I had a crush on her, before she even really knew me. I would always sit next to her in Chinese everyday because I thought she was cute. I later on found out she had a boyfriend so all bets were off, I wasn’t touching that shit. So instead of being charming Andy Guo, I was just myself being sexist, vulgar, and sarcastic. Over the course of the year, she grew to like me apparently but I never really cared because she had a boyfriend. Now these past few weeks I’m like really into her now for some reason. Perhaps it’s this loneliness, or maybe it’s just I’m bored as balls at home but I really considered putting in my moves on her. Which I feel like would completely work because c’mon, I am Andy Guo after all. I would save her from her boring boyfriend, who beats her or something. Which is kinda really bad. That would be kinda cool, but my conscience kicks in. I don’t know if it’s just me, But I always feel the urge to do the right thing. I was on the other end of that spectrum. Oddly enough in the same exact senario except reverse roles.  when Angel dumped me for another guy I kinda knew, I was kinda devastated. I don’t think anyone should go through what I did. So I just won’t do anything with Tracy.
Feels good to write this out. I’ll probably read this tomorrow morning and feel like a pussy. oh wow, the sun’s up.

Oh hi, whats up faggots!
I’m just chilling in the singles lounge again like I always do on Friday. Who’s with me? Felix Nigger Caraballo, sleeping like a champion. He just does not give a fuck. so cool.
I don’t really know what anyone else is doing, but I’m pretty bored right now. I’m pretty sure I have work to do but I am just so lazy. But that is no surprise, this is my attitude towards school work all the time. Now, I want to delve into something that has me enraged at the moment. You see, I played a game a LoL with Dom today. Simple, nothing special, we do this all the time because we are friends. We were winning of course, our team was solid and I was playing Malzahar. I don’t know why I chose him, But we needed an AP carry with CC and I didn’t really want to use Annie. I’d figured I’d use Malzahar since it’s been a while. Regardless, halfway through the game, Jess comes in, and Dom did the one thing in league of legends that you should never do. Even if someone is dying, you should still consider prioritizing LoL as number one, for absolutely no fucking reason at all Dom leaves with Jess to do some shit. I was just like “what the fuck?” I didn’t even know what to do. I was just so confused and mad. Our team started to lose and our Ez left so it was 3v5, but he came back. Then for some reason we won 4v5. Bottomline, I’m just really mad at Dom for leaving. and for what? A girl that will always be there? Who doesn’t fucking care if you play LoL? oh ok, nice! League of Legends will always be there for you man, even if you leave it. But a girl I can not say for sure. I don’t even really care because melissa still makes me want to slit my wrist everytime I see her. I feel bad for Jeremy, having to put up with her. I would probably cut of my dick if she was my girlfriend. It’s not nice to hate people, I know, and I’ve been hating a lot of people lately. I will try to be nice anyway. Can’t wait to go home. only one week left. damn.

This cell bio class is going by slower then normal. But at least I am staying awake. I stayed up til 5 last night and only got 3 hours of sleep. I played malphite and won a really quick game. damn that was cool. i’m getting kind of sleepy now. i have to teach piano after this. oh god, what the fuck am I doing with my life. I don’t even know what i’m doing anymore. We’re learning about cancer or something oncogenes and tumor supressors. I’m sure the information is very easy but the professor keeps telling me stupid shit that we probably don’t need to know for the test but I don’t know how to differentiate what is and what isn’t. This girl in front of me isn’t even paying attention. She’s looking at shoes online lawl, typically women. shoemall.com lawl. actually a lot of people aren’t paying attention. 1.5 hours for a class is way too long. No one can pay attention for that long. This guy next to me is sleeping. He’s just sitting there pin straight with his eyes closed, it’s kind of funny. Holy fucking shit, i can’t stop stretching and yawning. How can anyone talk this long. fuck. I wish she would just give me the main points in simple concise sentences. But she keeps telling me stupid miscellaneous shit. Fuck, I think I said something about this already. I’m so tired! I think i’m going to cry. She just keeps talking, I want her to stop. only 10 minutes left. why can’t she just let us leave now fuck.

Ok. I don’t even know where to begin. But i will make this as coherent as possible.
So, I stole food from the night owl like every normal person does. People do it all the time, people get caught, nothing happens, it’s probably the safest place to practice thievery if you are training to become a bandit. I come back with my loot, i bragged a little bit, which i probably shouldn’t have. Stealing it is frowned upon but I believe that it is justified because they overprice everything anyway, and they don’t really care if you steal from them. In fact, I swear sometimes they encourage me to steal from them. Anyway, I was pretty happy, then out of no where I hear some shit like “oh it’s petty thievery, shouldn’t be bragging about it, only makes you look like a scumbag.” Oh my god jesus christ, where to fucking begin. Ok, first of all, fuck you melissa, no one fucking likes you. You are a stupid bitch that just cries all the time about what a stupid bitch you are. When we came back today I think she said she was in the closet crying. what the fuck? Seriously, if she just stopped fucking talking to me, I would be worlds of happy. Nothing she ever says is positive and it’s always fucking stupid. Like, ok stealing is bad but was there any reason or gain to saying that? You gained my hate, congrats bitch. I fucking hate you now. No retarded letter is going to save you from my rage now. I mean Robin hood stole, and everyone loves him. I’m no Robin Hood but I like to think the school is the King. Fuck Melissa, Fuck what a bitch. holy fucking shit. I just want to smash that devil woman with my holy water fists. Oh hey, can you stop being such a bitch cause it makes you look like a scumbag. Imma let you finish but…actually imma let you finish cause you are the biggest bitch of all time.

-A

It’s been awhile. But it’s hard to keep up with a blog when you’re as busy as me. Actually, I haven’t really been that busy, I’ve mostly been playing League of Legends a lot. I play amumu, shen, and mundo a lot now. Lots of tanks. I don’t even like tanking but no one else does either. Anyway, it’s friday and surprising there is nothing to do. You would think that Friday would be full of fun and people would to do their favorite things and shit. But no. I’m hanging out with laileena and felix in the single’s lounge. everyone else? You know, you know. I just want some interaction with people. It’s like the Sims when they periodically need to replenish their social meter. Mine is dangerously low. I just want to play kremp, or mahjong, or league of legends, or go somewhere to pretty much anything, with anyone. fuck, I’ll even play sports. You know how much I hate sports. Fucking kevin, he should be here but I don’t know what the fuck he is doing. He just ate with us at lunch and then peaced the fuck out to do, and I quote “nothing”. Like, what the fuck is that suppose to mean. Hang out with me nigger, I’m bored too, i’ll fucking hang out with a loser like you. It may seem like I am desperate to hang out with him, but I am actually desperate to hang out with ANYONE! Felix is just sleeping, which is acceptable and actually kind of cool. Laileena is just watching stupid ass shit on TV. Some fucking retard cooking show and before she was watching Dog Whisperers. That show is so stupid. it ends the same way everytime. It’s not even good reality TV. they do the same thing every time. and why is she watching cooking shows, she can’t even make a waffle. I was looking forward to the weekend too. It seems like we do more stuff during the week when i have work, rather than during the weekends when i don’t have work. Ok, now laileena fell asleep too. I think the only thing left for me to do is too kill myself. good bye.

-A

So I don’t really want to write my paper, but I kinda want to write in my blog, which i haven’t been updating for a while. sorry. Anyway, I’m pretty tired right now. Most likely because I played League of Legends allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day. and I really mean, All day. The only time I didn’t play was to go eat or to the bathroom. Pretty bad right? But I like to think of it as a reward for all the work I did in school. Spring break is a time of rest and relaxation. If you’re not doing what you like, then you are not relaxing. ergo, I am maximizing my fun during break by playing League of Legends. My brother started playing this break too. I really like playing with him. Really brings me back to the days when I was a noob. I use to stack attack speed with akali (lawl!). My brother really likes playing morde, which I think is a great champion to start playing with. I hope he doesn’t fall into the trap of using morde forever. Hopefully he will learn to play other champions fairly well. Thats enough of LoL. moving on….

Our group dynamic has changed I feel like. I kinda figured this would happen. You see, what I am really concerned about is hanging out with Dom. I miss cool Dom. Every since he started going out with Jess, I feel like he is having a hard time separating brotime and girl time, which Jordan excels at by the way. This theory came very clear to me one day when all three of us (dom, jordan, and I) were going to play league of legends. We got our laptops, logged in, put on our cardigans, and got pumped to start assblasting some niggers after a long day of school. Then Jess walks in, and OH SHIT! “I don’t want to play anymore, I want to play pokemon.” Jordan and I immediately looked at each other and were like “what the fuck?” I sort of cared, but not enough to ruin my night. So we played without him. I think we won. I miss cool dom.

Nothing else new really, everyone is still gay. Everyone is playing pokemon white/black (which is a good thing, group bonding). I’m watching a lot of bleach over break. Kisuke is SOOOOOOO fucking cool. I just can’t get over how cool he is. I wish I could somehow transform these words into part of my paper so I didn’t waste so much fucking time.

nihao,

So I woke up today and there are two fucking people I don’t know sleeping in kevins bed and in the common room. I assume they are kevins friends. I know I have said this many times, but I will continue to say it. Kevin is fucking dumb as shit. Not only that but I can almost guarantee you that he can pass for an actual retarded person. It’s just everything I see him do is just…oh my god, I am in cardiac arrest because I can’t believe it. He also has this fucking rapist looking chin beard that I always want to shave off for him. He brushes his stanky grease-ridden hair with this brush that makes a sound similar to two guys buttfucking. woe me woe me…

So another thing I don’t like, but I should like? I think. Is melissa’s quote book. ok cool, i don’t want anyone writing down cool things I say. They are only cool if you use it once, but now it’s going to get repeated over and over again and it’ll lose it’s value. Not to mention over halve the stuff written on it is kind of not funny. Also, I think she takes this “Mom” joke thing too seriously, you are not my fucking mom. fuck. I hope no one reads this.

Other than me hating everyone as usual, I can’t wait to get blasted in the ass by 3 exams and a group project before break. Wooohooo!

write more later maybe.

-A

i would like to mention how fucking retarded girls night out is. What is the point of a girls night out? Ok, i understand wanting to do girl things by themselves, but I believe we give them enough time to do that during the weekend. It’s not like we hang out in there room all the time. Having girls night is like segregating friendship. It’s like if jordan asked me to not hang out with him for a day or if jess asked canny to not hang out with her because she just wants to hang out with melissa. make sense? well bottom line, it is so fucking dumb. and it’s all melissa’s idea so all the other girls have to follow exactly what she says for some odd downs-ridden reason. What I think is that she just wanted more bonding time with mariah carey or something. Who is fucking weird as fuck, btw. I mean, why is she making this shit such a big deal. It’s hanging out with someone, not cancer curing. None if us fucking like that girl (even though we never really gave her a chance, but i talked to her one time and i’m pretty good at judging people, so I hate her), and I’m pretty sure only melissa likes her because similar people tend to pair up. I’m also pretty sure none of the other Asian girls like her either, even though they said they like her. We probably hate her because she doesn’t do anything. Seriously, what does she do? she just sits there and look stupid. My philosophy on friendship is that you have to bring something to the table. You either have to be really funny, or really mean, or really nice, etc. For example, jordan is really funny we have similar humor, dom says the more outrageous stuff I have ever heard, I don’t even know where that vigorously masturbating thing came from even to this day. Felix is cool because we can leave him behind, anywhere, anytime. and Aaron is just a younger me. anyway, while the girls were gone, we built a blanket fort and its really cool. We made felix build the whole thing like a bitch lol. and we just sat around doing nothing. I made a no girls allowed sign. Oh, and we hate laileena cause that bitch nigger stomped the fuck out of our fort. WHO FUCKING GOES INTO PEOPLES HOUSES AND STOMPS ON THEIR FURNITURE!!!!

overall, horrible day, fort saved it, my world literally came crashing down. fuck bitches

-A

I promised myself today that I would write about this one girl. So every monday and wednesday, i have an hour break between my 8:30 and 10:50 class. I usually go get breakfast or get some work done. Now, today…actually. Now that i think about it, it really wasn’t such a big deal. But i’ll tell the story anyway because I don’t have anything else to write about. So. I always get a toasted everything bagel, a bottle of orange juice, and two things of cream cheese. btw, i get cream cheese and sour cream mixed up all the time, or is that just me? anyway, I want to toast my bagel. Then suddenly out of nowhere, this fucking busted chick stands right in from of the toaster. She just kept standing in front of it. She even looked at me straight in the eye and continued to stand there. Holy shit, what a dumb bitch. Now, I don’t know who this dickbag is but I have nothing but hate for her. She eventually moved out of the way. But it’s a nice thing to do to move out of the way. Two people can use the toaster, you know? Thats all. Not a big deal, but I just wanted to write about it so I’ll always remember what a bitch that girl was. Then I went to class and played words for friends a lot. cool game.

I’ve been playing Annie a lot in LoL. I don’t know, I think it’s just me, but I guess I’m destined to play casters in every game in the world. Also, i’ve been in a Panic! mood all week. Ballad of Mona Lisa, great song.

well since everyone has girlfriends now, i guess i’ll go jerk felix off.